Case #2: Resurrection
Cause of death: Initially undetermined; cockroach appeared dead and then moved when provoked; termination finalized with toilet paper and shoe
Defense: No cockroach needs a second chance at life.
Eyewitness Account: Difficult to target victim, much toilet paper and squealing involved
Closing Comments:
Sometimes you sneak up on a dead cockroach. Sometimes a dead cockroach sneaks up on you. Just keep stomping. Just keep stomping...
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