Case #1: Death of cockroach
Cause of death: Shampoo bottle
Defense: Already drowning in shower. Needed to be put out of misery.
Eyewitness account: Obliterated to a pulp. Viscious.
Verdict: Kind of guilty.
Closing comments:
To the cockroach: This is my house. You can't live here. I'm sorry.
To self: Always put in contacts before showering.
ewwwwwwwww!!!! and hilarious!! :)
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